#1: How is my adopted son? Well I suppose he's just as fine as the one you passed through your vagina. How is your vagina now days anyhow? (And just in case you're wondering, the dossier I sent to Ethiopia to be matched with my son is just fine - thanks for asking.)
#2: Africa doesn't need saving. Africa needs appreciation and love and respect. Do not bless me for taking a pure blessing away from his first family and country, that, my friends, is true tragedy.
#3: Ethiopia. ETHIOPIA. EETTHHIIOOPPIIAA!!! Africa is Africa and yes Ethiopia is a country in Africa but please, for the love of Gods I implore you to do the country you're visiting/adopting from/passing through justice by actually using the country's name. Ethiopia begs you. After all, you'd never touch down in Paris and post "I'M IN EUROPE!", well, I suppose you might but then you'd have a whole mob of angry Frenchmen hunting you down with gigantic crunchy baguettes so I suppose the lesson would eventually be learned. It's Ethiopia dude - use it.
And that's it. As long as you don't refer to my son as the boy who didn't pass through my vagina or the boy we saved from Africa then we're all good. Cheers.