On A Swingset Far Far Away

Lived a little boy and his family, and their two cats and lots of mosquitoes

But then one day (or every day...) it rained

So the boy donned his favorite pair of rain boots and ditched the t-shirt

And ran and jumped and played for hours

And the boy was happy

And then the sun came out!

And the boy quickly replaced the puddles with the swings

Of the indoor and outdoor kind

And again, the boy was happy

The End